"Safe, legal, and rare"

Manhatten Infidel, currently the best satirist on the web, hands down, (pardon the pun) explores the reasons why two men would drive their car up on the sidewalk, crash into a man, then get out and decapitate the man with their machetes.

Initial reports indicate that the perpetrators shouted “Allah Akbar” as they carved the British soldier to pieces. But this obviously is in error. Islam is the Religion of Peace.

I have heard the audiotape of the man-caused event and after repeated listenings I can make out the assailants praying the rosary.

This would make sense as Christians are bitter people who cling to guns and, in this case, meat cleavers.

And yes, technically chopping up someone is currently illegal. But doesn’t that just stigmatize chopping people up? And isn’t that in fact a “value judgment“? And aren’t value judgments outdated by scientific advances?

Manhatten Infidel wants to create a world where chopping up British soldiers is "safe, legal, and rare," like the killing of babies.