Happy 13th to Sara

As everyone sings Happy Birthday to her, Sara holds her dog Chi Chi, who is anticipating leftovers.

The revenge on Barbee, by Sara Agard, age ten

Barbee is the pinkest, evilist, ugliest thing I have ever seen. She is ruining everything. With her big, white teeth, she is thinking of eating us children. She destroys little kids' minds, turning them pinker and blonder. Let the Monster Highs ruin her life!