"We are glad she is our president!"

From the Babylon Bee:

CHAPPAQUA, NY—In a recent interview from her wine cellar this week, Hillary Clinton revealed some of her favorite methods for dealing with stress. "Being the president is an extremely stressful job," she told reporters. "Since I am the president, I have to deal with anxiety on a regular basis. One way to calm my nerves is with a good, old-fashioned assassination. Of course, I would never do such a thing, but If I did do something like, say, killing Jeffery Epstein, it would be a great way to cope with the demands of my very important job. Ok, I killed Epstein. I needed to do it to manage my anxieties. I feel bad about it. HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Hillary bemoaned the fact that since she isn't allowed in the White House or situation room for some reason, she no longer has access to handy tools like drones or Treadstone super-soldiers. "Sometimes," she said, "I have to settle for watching that prison assassination scene from Breaking Bad over a bottle of wine! Can you imagine? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Let it be known that The Babylon Bee proudly supports everything Hillary Clinton does and we are glad she is our president. She is a wonderful leader and we would never do anything to ever upset her in any way. We are also not suicidal.

Thank goodness for government watchdogs!

You doubt it?

Biden leads. Brokered convention. Hillary vice-presidential nominee. Biden “Epsteined.” Hillary ascends to presidency. Soros leader of the free world... #nightmare pic.twitter.com/R73ZQFcy7P

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) March 6, 2020

"She's running!"

She’s running. She didn’t pump another gallon of Botox into that face for nothing. #TheTerminator pic.twitter.com/mx75fqR0S7

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) March 7, 2020

Calming nerves and managing anxieties

From the Babylon Bee:

CHAPPAQUA, NY—In a recent interview from her wine cellar this week, Hillary Clinton revealed some of her favorite methods for dealing with stress. "Being the president is an extremely stressful job," she told reporters. "Since I am the president, I have to deal with anxiety on a regular basis. One way to calm my nerves is with a good, old-fashioned assassination. Of course, I would never do such a thing, but If I did do something like, say, killing Jeffery Epstein, it would be a great way to cope with the demands of my very important job. Ok, I killed Epstein. I needed to do it to manage my anxieties. I feel bad about it. HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Hillary bemoaned the fact that since she isn't allowed in the White House or situation room for some reason, she no longer has access to handy tools like drones or Treadstone super-soldiers. "Sometimes," she said, "I have to settle for watching that prison assassination scene from Breaking Bad over a bottle of wine! Can you imagine? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Let it be known that The Babylon Bee proudly supports everything Hillary Clinton does and we are glad she is our president. She is a wonderful leader and we would never do anything to ever upset her in any way. We are also not suicidal.

Will Benghazi come up?

Sundance takes advantage of today's court order for Hillary to sit for a disposition. He has published a long article reporting his investigation into Benghazi here.

Two of the classified memos Comey illegally leaked have "gone missing."

Ace of Spades reports,

The FBI Tried to Recover the Classified Memos that James Comey Illegally Leaked, But, Get This, Two "Went Missing," Per Comey's Claim
—Ace of Spades
Gee, evidence of his own criminality "went missing"?

What would Comey say about that, if a target he was investigating (most likely for purely political reasons) claimed that key documents proving his guilt had "gone missing"?

Anyone think that an obstruction of justice charge for destroying material evidence would soon follow?

...Quick, let's get Comey the super-easy, barely an inconvenience immunity deal the Obama DOJ gave to Hillary Clinton and her corrupt attorneys.

So Hillary Clinton created the illegal server to avoid public scrutiny of official records, and part of the DOJ deal to get the hidden official records was a promise to continue hiding them and to "severely limit" any searches of them.

Read more here, including links to the stories Ace is referencing.

Who is responsible for Muellerworld?

"In truth, Clinton was at the heart of the entire Russian collusion hoax."

Victor Davis Hanson writes in American Greatness,

Hillary Clinton recently editorialized about the second volume of special counsel Robert Mueller’s massive report. She concluded of the report’s assorted testimonies and inside White House gossip concerning President Trump’s words and actions that “any other person engaged in those acts would certainly have been indicted.”

Psychologists might call her claims “projection.” That is the well-known psychological malady of attributing bad behavior to others as a means of exonerating one’s own similar, if not often even worse, sins.

...Russians likely fed salacious but untrue allegations about Trump to ex-British spy Christopher Steele, who was being paid in part by the Hillary Clinton campaign and the Democratic National Committee to find dirt on Trump.

The Russians rightly assumed that Steele would lap up their fantasies, seed them among Trump-hating officials in the Barack Obama administration and thereby cause hysteria during the election, the transition and, eventually, the Trump presidency.

...Russia succeeded in sowing such chaos, thanks ultimately to Clinton, who likely had broken federal laws by using a British national and, by extension, Russian sources to warp an election. Without the fallacious Steele dossier, the entire Russian collusion hoax never would have taken off.

Without Steele’s skullduggery, there likely would have been no Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act Court-approved surveillance of Trump aide Carter Page. There might have been no FBI plants inserted into the Trump campaign. There might have been no subsequent leaking to the press of classified documents to prompt a Trump collusion investigation.

...As secretary of state, Clinton also sidestepped the law by setting up a home-brewed email server. She transmitted classified documents over this insecure route and lied about it. And she destroyed some 30,000 emails that were in effect under subpoena. Anyone else would have been indicted for far less.

In truth, Clinton was at the heart of the entire Russian collusion hoax. Even after the election, she kept fueling it to blame Russia-Trump conspiracies for her stunning defeat in 2016. Unable to acknowledge her own culpability as a weak and uninspiring candidate, Clinton formally joined the post-election “resistance” and began whining about collusion. That excuse seemed preferable to explaining why she blew a huge lead and lost despite favorable media coverage and superior funding.

Read more here.

Using and not using certain words

In American Greatness, Dennis Prager takes a look at the tweets of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton of the mass murders of Christians in Sri Lanka.

The reason neither of them mentioned Christians or churches is that the left has essentially forbidden mention of all the anti-Christian murders perpetrated by Muslims in Europe, the Middle East, and Africa and of all the Muslim desecration of churches in Europe, Africa and anywhere else. This is part of the same phenomenon—that I and others have documented—of British police and politicians covering up six years of rape of 1,400 of English girls by Muslim “grooming gangs” in Rotherham and elsewhere in England.

Essentially, the left’s rule is that nothing bad—no matter how true—may be said about Muslims or Islam and nothing good—no matter how true—may be said of Christians or Christianity.

Hillary

made sure to condemn “Islamophobia,” but she wrote not a word about the far more destructive and widespread hatred of Christians in the Muslim world, seen in Muslims’ virtual elimination of the Christian communities in the Middle East, the regular murder and kidnappings of Coptic Christians in Egypt and the murder of Christians in Nigeria. She calls on “leaders everywhere” to condemn “white supremacist terrorists,” one of the smallest hate groups on Earth, but never calls on leaders everywhere to condemn Islamist terrorists, the largest hate group on Earth.

Read more here.

Implicating Obama

Tom Fitton of Judicial Watch informs us that

This astonishing confirmation, made under oath by the FBI, shows that the Obama FBI had to go to President Obama’s White House office to find emails that Hillary Clinton tried to destroy or hide from the American people.

Read more here.

"I don't think anything short of imprisonment for the lot of them is going to restore any semblance of public trust in the institutions she, Obama and their underlings destroyed."

In his Morning Report today, JJ Sefton writes,

And so we circle back to Hillary Clinton's illegal, unofficial and dangerously unsecured e-mail servers. There is no doubt in my mind that they contain terabyte after terabyte of evidence that would send her along with Barack Obama, Valerie Jarret and every other player in the attempted coup against Trump to Federal prison for decades, if prosecuted. The other thing they would show is that she and her husband (who for the record was impeached for committing perjury and suborning perjury to cover up his illicit sex with a woman young enough to be his daughter, unlike the non-crimes they want to hang Trump with) have used and abused every public office and trust they ever held to enrich themselves, often at the expense of American national security interests. See: Uranium One and Loral Space Industries among others. Rush Limbaugh is 100% correct when he states Hillary Clinton needs to be investigated, indicted and jailed. As I have always maintained, the odds of that happening are slim to none. But that said, she and all the rest of them have to at a minimum have all of their crimes exposed to the American people just for the record. Unfortunately, I don't think anything short of imprisonment for the lot of them is going to restore any semblance of public trust in the institutions she, Obama and their underlings destroyed. And even then, it may not be enough.

Read more here.

Hillary's role in the death of Vince Foster

In the Daily Mail, Ronald Kessler reveals the cause of Vince Foster's death, and why Ken Starr should not have

suppressed a key finding of an investigation that cost taxpayers $39.2 million.

Read more here.

Court-ordered discovery into Hillary Clinton has begun!

In The Federalist Papers, Carmine Sabio reports that court-ordered discovery into Hillary Clinton has begun.

Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton announced that his group has begun court-ordered discovery on Clinton emails/Benghazi scandal. Mrs. Clinton’s lawyer will testify under oath. Susan Rice, Ben Rhodes will have to answer written questions under oath on Benghazi.”

...Judicial Watch announced today that United States District Judge Royce C. Lamberth ruled that discovery can begin in Hillary Clinton’s email scandal. Obama administration senior State Department officials, lawyers, and Clinton aides will now be deposed under oath. Senior officials — including Susan Rice, Ben Rhodes, Jacob Sullivan, and FBI official E.W. Priestap — will now have to answer Judicial Watch’s written questions under oath. The court rejected the DOJ and State Department’s objections to Judicial Watch’s court-ordered discovery plan. (The court, in ordering a discovery plan last month, ruled that the Clinton email system was “one of the gravest modern offenses to government transparency.”)

Read more here.

hat tip 90 Miles from Tyranny

One woman in particular

Oregon Muse posts this at Ace of Spaces.

"So Hillary is continuing to flap her yap and it's embarrassing: Now she's saying that (and I quote) there is still a very large proportion of the population that is uneasy with women in positions of leadership. Unquote. What a whiny b*tch. Yes, she's still complaining about losing. Only this time it's because of sexism. Not because she's probably the most corrupt national politician since LBJ. Not because she aided and abetted a serial rapist for several decades. Not because her shrieky voice can shatter glass. Not because her main goal in life is graft, plunder, and graft, and anybody with eyes can see that. Not because she has surrounded herself all of her professional life with the scummiest coterie of goons, gophers, grifters, and hatchet men you would ever go a long way to avoid. And then she wonders why she isn't 50 points up. She thinks it's because middle America doesn't like her ovaries. Meanwhile, President Trump has appointed Nikki Haley, Betsey DeVos, Sarah Sanders, Gina Haspel, Kellyanne Conway, Linda McMahon, Hope Hicks and other women to various positions in his administration, and his approval rating keeps going up. So it seems to me that it's not that America has a problem with women, but it does have a problem with one woman in particular.

Here she is again!

Everything in the news has something to do with her defeat! The Clintons' main contribution to the "MeToo" movement is Juanita, Kathleen, Paula, and all the other victims of Bill.

Hillary confidant knew of Weinstein's abuse of power

Ed Driscoll at Instapundit links to

THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER: HILLARY CONFIDANT LINDA BLOODWORTH-THOMASON KNEW OF WEINSTEIN. “The creator of ‘Designing Women’ and Clinton confidant details horrific stories of sexual impropriety and abuse of power (“The No. 1 casting criterion for an actress is that she be ‘hot and f—able”) and reveals she warned Democrat operatives about Harvey Weinstein’s rumored behavior.”

How much of a “Clinton confidant” is Bloodworth-Thomason? In 2014, the Hollywood Reporter listed her as being one of five of “Hillary Clinton’s Biggest Hollywood Confidants,” and as they note, “they’ve known each other since the ’80s, when the Clintons were occupying the governor’s mansion.”

This makes Hillary’s Sgt. Schultz impersonation that she knew nothing – nothing! – of Weinstein’s degradations – while taking nearly $1.5 million of his money over the years seem increasingly implausible. Why is Democrat-dominated Hollywood such a cesspit of abuse and misogyny?

A reminder of who is not president

hat tip Craig Schmuckatelli

Can't hurt to try!

Another one from Ninety Miles from Tyranny

This guy thinks Hillary blew it.