Jake and the Fat Man

Manhatten Infidel chronicles the return of Jake and the Fat Man to the Jersey Shore.

It was at the Jersey shore that the two first teamed up and unexpectedly created a comedy phenomenon. Before this the Fat Man was viewed as an unsuccessful “shock comic”, a Johnny one-note whose only talent was screaming at people. Jake on the other hand was viewed as a faux intellectual, a man over his depth, thin-skinned and enamored of himself.

Is a movie in their future?

Likened by critics to a modern day cross between the Three Stooges and Abbott and Costello, Jake and the Fat Man have announced that they will soon begin lensing their first movie entitled “Jake and the Fat Man Battle Hurricanes, Nazis and Tea Baggers.”

But, it is reported that there is tension between the two.

Behind the scenes there are reports of tension between the two. The Fat Man recently had his stomach stapled in an effort to lose weight, provoking Jake’s anger.

“Dammit I need the Fat Man fat!” he told assistants. “It’s Jake and the Fat Man not Jake and the Slightly Overweight Man. Every 30 pounds he loses I lose an important demographic!”