He does not like any of the Republican candidates.

Has the Republican Party reached double face-palm territory? This blogger thinks so: http://rightwingnuthouse.com/

Update: There may still be hope! T. Coddington Van Voorhies VII has announced his availability as a candidate! His boyhood not only consisted of being at his father's knee (his father was the father of conservatism), but,

As a growing lad I was expertly tutored in the manly arts of sailing, badminton, and, most pointedly, horsemanship. Among my teammates on the Montauk Crimsoneers Little League Polo squad, I quickly earned a reputation as a player who would never be thrown by the same horse twice - no matter how many trips to the stable for a better-behaved horse it might take.

Read this wonderful satire on William F. Buckley and The National Review here: http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2011/10/together-i-shall-ride-you-to-victory.html