Mark Steyn writes about our celebrity president, campaigning 24/7. Most people have to pay $35,800 to attend his fundraisers, but The president of the United States is raffling himself off! For the cost
of a $3 non-refundable online-application processing fee, you and your
loved one can have your names put in a large presidential hat from which
the FBI background-check team will pluck two to be ushered into the
presence of their humble citizen-executive. That’s to say, somewhere
across the fruited plain, a common-or-garden non-celebrity will win the
opportunity to attend an Obama fundraiser at the home of Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker, co-hosted by Vogue editor Anna Wintour, the British-born inspiration for the movie The Devil Wears Prada.
I wish this were a parody, but I’m not that good. But I’m sure Sarah
Jessica and Anna will treat you just like any other minor celebrity
they’ve accidentally been seated next to due to a hideous faux pas in
placement, even if you do dip the wrong end of the arugula in the
amuse-bouche.
as the commander-in-chief leaks highly classified national-security
details to you over the zebra mussel in a Eurasian-milfoil coulis. For a
donation of $35,800, he’ll pose with you in a Seal Team Six uniform
with one foot on Osama’s corpse (played by Harry Reid). For a donation
of $46,800, he’ll send an unmanned drone to hover amusingly over your
sister-in-law’s house. For a donation of $77,800, he’ll install you as
the next president-for-life of Syria (liability waiver required). For a
donation of $159,800, he’ll take you into Sarah Jessica’s guest bedroom
and give you the full 007 while Carly Simon sings “Nobody Does It
Better.”
Read more here: http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/302269/our-celebrity-president-mark-steyn?pg=2
I listened to Rush Limbaugh for a few minutes the other day, and he was referring to the president as Back Hussein Kardashian. Now I understand why.
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