Sunday, February 26, 2012

Predictions for the future

From his book When will Jesus bring the Pork Chops? George Carlin made some predictions for the future. Here are my favorites:

All the knowledge in the world will be contained on a single tiny silicon chip, which someone will misplace.

Every part of the human body will become replaceable, but all parts will be back-ordered for six months.

The oceans will dry up, and people will find things they dropped in the toilet many years ago.


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