Luckily, I have no nearby cornfield!

While enjoying reading a new blog (new, for me) Look! A Baby Wolf!, I read this cartoon, which, if you click on it, you might be able to read. It reminded me of my neighbor, who, though not the same gender as the woman in the cartoon, is similarly shaped. He sits on his ATV and slowly goes around his entire fenced five acres picking up things that the wind has brought onto his property. That is, after he mows every square inch down to ground level. There is no doubt in my mind that he has plans for me similar to the plans mentioned in the cartoon. http://lookababywolf.com/archives/3876