No, Greg, It's not the same as brushing your teeth

Before the children get their bedtime stories, they have to brush their teeth. Tonight Greg decided to plead a motion against teeth-brushing.

"I'm chewing sugar-free peppermint gum. Does that count as brushing my teeth? It's the same flavor as my toothpaste."

"Nice try, Greg. Get your teeth brushed so we can read more than one chapter tonight."