Biden might have to stop having "big indoor rallies."

This is not a Babylon Bee story: Joe Biden says his campaign may have to stop having "big indoor rallies" due to the coronavirus. I am sure being compared to the Trump rallies every week would be a psychological bummer. You don't think that had anything to do with his announcement, do you? Read more in the Conservative Treehouse, where Sundance gives us the related news that Michael Moore may have to give up jogging.