For a small fee, I am sure someone can give you directions

Wondering where to go to be safe as the world comes to an end tomorrow (according to some interpretations of the Mayan calendar)?

For $1,000 you can go down into this bunker 35 meters below ground in Russia. It is said to be able to withstand nuclear explosions, and earthquakes. I hope I am not too late in posting this. http://www.odditycentral.com/news/party-like-theres-no-tomorrow-russian-revelers-pay-1000-to-celebrate-apocalypse-in-soviet-era-bunker.html