Southern women have a say about hurricanes

"They was out of water, so I bought wine!" "Don't eat those cookies, they're for the hurricane!" "I hope this hurricane clears the neighbor's yard!" "This thing's gonna blow harder than a hooker at a truck stop!" "Thank God it's a hurricane and not snow!"
"The water's high, let's fish off the porch!" "The ocean's browner than a porta-potty at a prune festival."