Sunday, June 23, 2013

Senators to vote tomorrow on bill they haven't read

Dan Collins reports that tomorrow the U.S. Senate is scheduled to vote on the 1200 page Corker-Hoeven amendment to the Gang of Eight immigration bill.
All of the Senators voting on the thing will spend their weekends closely conning every provision, after the entire word-colossus was beautifully re-drafted in the dignified and precise language of the King James Bible by a team of several thousand ideologically neutral, non-Democrat-aligned hamsters over several hours yesterday afternoon, in an open session broadcast on C-SPAN 1 and hosted by Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, and their sweet newborn baby girl, El Norte.

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