Being the editor of the Rumford Meteor must be fun. The editor reads news stories from around Maine, then puts his own headline to the stories. Here are some of the stories presently available to read at the Rumford Meteor.
February Unemployment Rate Unchanged. I Coulda Told You That. My No-Good Brother-In-Law Is Still Sleeping On My Couch
Maple Syrup Producers Branching Out Into Producing Birch Syrup; May Try Tapping Telephone Poles Next
Oxford Casino Sold For $160 Million, Paid Entirely With One Dollar Bills That Smell Like Old Spice, Well Drinks, And Desperation
Librarians Say They’re Delighted To “Host Lawyers In Libraries” Because Lawyers Are Almost 14% Less Repellent Than The Pedophiles Using The Computers On A Usual Day
Read more here: http://rumfordmeteor.com
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