"Impeach him for the high crime of being shaken down by his porn star girlfriend!" Even if he uses his own money, unlike members of Congress, who pay their girlfriends off with taxpayer money!

If the Left exists only to oppose Trump, then isn't Trump in control of the Left's message? Like the cockroaches who crawl into people's ears in Florida and lay eggs, Trumproaches are laying eggs in the heads of Leftists every night! If he calls the thugs of MS 13 "animals," the Left immediately comes to their defense, picturing MS 13 gang members as straight out of Leave it to Beaver except for the tatoos and machetes!