Roger Kimball reports on the latest rulings from the religion of peace. If you slice open a tomato, you will find that in its heart there is a shape of a cross. Therefore, you are warned not to eat it. Also, if you were wondering what size instrument you should use in beating your wife, Islamic authorities recommend one about the width of your thumb. 122 million people have looked up this latter recommendation on Google. Read Kimball's whole post here, including a translation of the Arabic text accompanying the picture of the tomato: http://pjmedia.com/rogerkimball/2012/07/05/further-those-christian-tomatoes/
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