Marines in Afghanistan: no more audible bottom burps!

First the Marines were ordered not to curse in front of Afghans, then no talking about women, then no talking about politics, now, no farting!

One Marine was heard to whisper, "So now we understand that Muslims in Afghanistan are offended by the sound of anal gas explosions but are quite comfortable with beheading, stoning, female genital mutilation, pedophilia, amputations, and hanging or burning homosexuals.”

Note to the leathernecks: you are welcome any time to curse, talk about women and politics, and trouser sneeze, right back here in America!