Side Benefits

My wife is just a few days away from her period. Want to know how I know? Well, there is the one surefire clue of an extra heavy blanket on her side of the bed. But the clue I like best is how she parents. For these next few days, no child will get away with whining or any other spoiled brat behavior. If they dare try, they will be verbally put in their place like nobody's business. There will be a house full of well-behaved children for the next few days, I guarantee it!