An Afternoon At The Salon

This afternoon Colleen and the kids were back in Walmart (We forgive those who trespass against us, sometimes). She noticed that they had a hair salon, and she noticed that we had children who looked shaggy, so the entourage proceeded toward the salon. You know how they have big pictures of models with the latest hairstyle? Well, two-year-old Linebacker Dude was particularly mesmerized by one poster of a female model, whose breasts happened to be showing. He quietly climbed up on the chair to get a closer look. Suddenly he exclaimed to his three-year-old sister, "Look, Sara, balls!"