Americans with trucks...and guts!

Did you hear about the professor who tweeted about the hurricane being karma for Texans for voting for Trump? He was fired. Greg said, "Karma works both ways, pal!"

The head of the women's march directed that any funds raised for hurricane victims go only to nonwhites! Greg: "A textbook lesson in turning a unifying moment into divisive conflict!"

Do Texans need empathy or homes?

Authentic victims, who aren't taking a victim stance!

Whom would you pardon?

Would you rather pay $125 to attend a Hillary Clinton book signing event, or wrestle a live porcupine...nude?

Hillary doesn't like creeps lurking behind her.