“A new survey shows how much time we waste every day. For example, we
waste seven minutes in line waiting for coffee, 28 minutes getting
through airport security, and four years waiting for President Obama to
do something about the economy.” –Jay Leno
“At a campaign rally in Charlotte, Vice President Joe Biden said, ‘The
middle class has been buried the past four years. Buried.’ Which
candidate is he campaigning for? I’m confused.” –Jay Leno
“The city council here in L.A. voted 11-2 to overturn the ban on medical
marijuana dispensaries. It’s great news for the thousands of people who
suffer from fake back pain, fake neck pain, and fake sleep disorders.”
–Jimmy Kimmel
I found them here: http://floppingaces.net/2012/10/07/sunday-funnies-207/
1 comment:
You know the prez is in trouble when these people start joking about him.
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