We have new rules.

Oregon Muse informs us there are new rules for us to follow. "The Resistance" is now "the insurrectionist." The police and military are now cool. Rioting is now bad. Fictional movies, plays, and books that depict the assassination of the sitting president as a good thing is now out of style. FLOTUS is now beautiful again. Let a thousand magazine covers bloom. And her accomplishments, no matter how small or inconsequential, are too be praised. Another rule that is still in place is the hate speech/free speech dichotomy, only now the objects have switched. Lastly, it's now OK to cover lighter stuff, like clothes and taste in music, in order to present the human side of the First Couple. So let the puff pieces and the tongue baths commence! Read more here.