"I question the bargain that people of faith have been asked to hold to for all of these years. This is why I ask questions. This is why I won't stop. It is time for religious conservatives to stand up and to speak out!"
There is only one problem with this piece of legislation: it was issued by a court!
If you can invoke textualism and originalism in order to reach a conclusion like this one...then those concepts don't mean very much. Courts are supposed to leave legislating to legislators!
What this body fears above all else is being held accountable by our votes. That is why laws are being made by judges and bureaucracies.
Will someone please explain to me what this case is about? Okay, thanks to the Babylon Bee, I have figured out what it is about: WASHINGTON, D.C.—After SCOTUS ruled Monday that LGBTQ people cannot be fired for their orientation, President Trump immediately announced he has long been in the closet as a gay man.
"Men? Love 'em," Trump said at a press conference. "Yep, I'm gay. 100% all about the rainbow, the men raining from the sky, all of that stuff. Totally gay."
"I am probably the gayest person, maybe ever. Many people say so."
Liberals screamed at the sky in protest as their move to protect LGBTQ people from being discriminated against in the workplace backfired. The celebration outside the Supreme Court quickly turned somber as they realized what they had done, guaranteeing Trump will never be allowed to be removed from the White House. The progressive activists immediately began working to get the ruling overturned.
Legal analysts said Trump's move was "genius" and "legally foolproof." "Yeah, there's not much anyone can do to get Trump out of the White House now," said Dr. Harry Von Ulrich, a constitutional law professor. "We're stuck with him until 2032, best case scenario."
Mike Pence immediately resigned in protest.
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