Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Twitter Tidbits

Twitter Moments tweeted,
MSNBC gave an assistant producer a "separation-related payment" after she made a sexual harassment claim against Chris Matthews.

David Burge replied,
He was only trying to share the tingles up his leg


The New York Times tweeted,
The Pentagon has acknowledged a secret program to investigate UFOs. It began in 2007 as a pet project of Harry Reid.

David Burge replied,
Show us on the doll where the aliens probed you, Harry

Breaking 911 tweeted,
Youngstown State University student Albert Maruna arrested, allegedly tried to trade chicken alfredo, Sprite for sex with teen boy - WOIO

David Burge replied,
"Your Honor, do I look like the type of person who would trade away food with alfredo sauce on it?"

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