It can't harm them; it's just marijuana!

Police say two students at Olathe High School have been hospitalized after eating marijuana-infused edibles. Oh gee, isn't that a hilarious trick? I wonder where the 14-year-old got the marijuana to put in the edibles? You'd think he was in Colorado or something. Oh, wait; Olathe is the place in Colorado where they grow delicious apples.