VW at One Happy Dog Speaks can always be counted on for some humor when we need it.
A Blonde goes to K-Mart to buy curtains. She says to the salesman, – ‘I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.’The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, – ‘Seventeen inches.’
‘Seventeen inches?’ asked the salesman. – ‘That sounds very small, what room are they for?’
The blonde says, – ‘They aren’t for a room, they are for my new computer monitor.’
The surprised salesman replies, – ‘But Miss, computers do not need curtains!’
The blonde says, – ‘Hellllooooooooo… mine has Windoooooows…’
Found here: http://onehappydog.us/2013/03/humor-for-wednesday-217
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