New Problems, New Solutions

Now that the five liberal Supreme Court justices have acted on behalf of the terrorists at Guantanamo, there are some problems. Since each terrorist will now be granted a trial before a civilian judge, the first thing we need to do is find a jury of their peers. Obama can help with that. His close friend, Pentagon bomber William Ayres, certainly qualifies as a peer of the terrorists, and he can certainly find eleven other terrorists to give these poor victims of our military a true trial of their peers.

But, there is yet another problem. The judges who try these cases will now become targets for other terrorists, as they have in many other countries. No problem. Richard Miniter, terrorism expert extroardinaire, has the solution. Just bring all the terrorists to the neighborhoods where the five liberal Supreme Court justices live, and free them!

Update: Comedian Dennis Miller has another solution. He suggests we unload the terrorists at the par three golf course O.J. Simpson plays in Florida.

Or, how about this idea. Since they are our enemy, how about we kill them?

Here's another idea. Since we want Iraq to solve their own problems, why don't we just turn them over to the Iraqies, and let them place them in one of those prisons Saddam used to run; you know, the guy who had no connection with terrorists, no weapons of mass destruction, no rape rooms for his sons to play in.