Female atttractiveness

Chateau Heartiste, whose writing is colorful, to say the least, posted a graph a couple of days ago entitled The Female Total-Attractiveness Age Curve. Actually, he presented two curves, one by an unknown author, and then his own preferred version. The graphs talk about external and internal attractiveness. You can see them here. The CH blog is probably the least politically correct on the web.

On the subject of female internal attractiveness, CH writes:

A woman’s “internal attractiveness” covers a lot of territory, but if we are concerned with how she’ll fare romantically then we can pare back the number of relevant personality and temperament dimensions to only those that will contribute to, or subtract from, her dating or marital success. When it comes to “inner beauty”, the female traits that matter are those traits that men find delightful about women’s nonsexual (and sometimes sexual) company. This would include:

Her cheerfulness.
Her kindness.
Her submissiveness (to a greater or lesser degree).
Her coyness (suitably circumscribed).
Her fidelity (slutty aggressiveness has a short shelf life).
Her mothering instinct (does she love animals and children?).
Her gratitude (does she laugh at your jokes and swoon for your kingly mercies?).
Her femininity (does she love your teasing, return the favor, and do it all with a sparkle in her eyes?).
Her focused desire (she is desirous of you, and no other man).
Her patience (she warmly tolerates your masculine eccentricities).
Her self-restraint (she doesn’t nag).

What do you think of this? How about one for men?