Saved by dilation

Today I had an appointment with an eye doctor. He is a groovy guy, so it didn't surprise me that included among his magazines was the ultra-leftist Rolling Stone. I grabbed the one that announced on its cover that inside it had an expose on how the Republicans became the party of the rich. If you are like me, and read more conservative stuff than leftist trash, perhaps you would like to expand your horizon by reading this fair-and-balanced (ha!) article. Luckily, my eyes had been dilated by the good doctor before I could finish reading the hit piece.

Here it is: http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/how-the-gop-became-the-party-of-the-rich-20111109