The Babylon Bee reports,
99.9% Of Americans Support Sending Mitt Romney To Fight In Ukraine
"Honestly, it's just being kind to him," said one man in Iowa. "He obviously wants this really badly, and we just want to give him a front-row seat to the action. We'd hate for him to start World War 3 and then just sit back at home while others go to fight the war for him. No one likes feeling left out."
Romney was quick to clarify his remarks after the poll came out, saying that his support for going to war with Russia would drop significantly if he had to actually do the fighting himself and not send other people's kids to die.
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