The Rumford Meteor has some new headlines to go with legitimate news stories. Here are my favorite headlines:
Lance Armstrong Says Cheating And Lying Was Worth It, If Only For The Jollies He Got By Making Grown Men Wear Yellow Bracelets Like Teenaged GirlsRead more here: http://rumfordmeteor.com/Mid-January Agricultural Show Concentrates On Helping Farmers Identify Those Weird Unlabeled Tubers In The Cellar From Two Years Ago
AG Schneider Warns Mainers That Only The Government Is Allowed To Threaten You, So Hang Up On Everyone Else
Patriots Cough Up A Harbaugh On The Carpet In Foxboro
Maine Delegation To Inauguration Expected To Sit In The Back Row Wearing Short Sleeves And Clip-On Ties
Homeless Man Says Donated Stephen King Book Will Probably Burn Pretty Fair For A While, But You Could Barely Warm Your Hands With It. Got Another?
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