To make you smile

Does this statement remind you of anyone in your life?

"I may not be much... But I am all that I think about."

How about this one:  "A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
~ Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)

or, "When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."

Rodney Dangerfield

I found these here: http://lionskip.blogspot.com/