2014 Beta Male of the year voting going on now

There is a 2014 Beta Male of the year contest going on at Chateau Heartiste. You can choose among five candidates. Are you a beta male, or is your spouse or boyfriend one? Does he secretly wish he was born female in a pre-feminist era? Is he excessively deferential? Is he self-abnegating? Does he always assume the best of any woman, no matter the countervailing evidence?