Apocalypse now current

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"Can't both sides at least prep together?"

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"Your lying about an apocalypse now will lead to your apocalypse then."

Kurt Schlichter writes at Town Hall,

...Of course, one might think that the fact that the oceans didn’t swallow us in 2009 like Al Gore promised would be an inconvenient truth, but no. Your citation to observable data merely identifies you as a denier. Liberals sure freakin’ love their #science, but #hashtag #science methodology doesn’t involve objectively analyzing data, then refining or discarding the original theory when the evidence does not support it. #Science involves liberals shrieking until they either terrify or bore the normals into submission and the normals finally hand liberals their power and money. #Science isn’t a process – it’s a pose and a grift.

But, here’s the problem – you look really, really lame if you scream about how the end of the world is coming in just a few short years, then a few years later there’s no mushroom cloud at the end of the rainbow. The weird weather religion cultists can’t translate their jeremiads into actual legislation in large part because normal people expect that if there’s really global warming it will actually get hotter. Every froth-lipped paranoid who screamed that we have just five years left back in 2007 has to contend with the troublesome fact that we haven’t been baked, drowned or frozen. False alarms are a bad look – 1970’s ice age rage, anyone?

The same with the Obamacare repeal. What happens when 2018 rolls around and the streets aren’t littered with the corpses of hard-working Americans deprived of coverage by the malignant Thurston Howells of the GOP? Probably the same thing that happened in 2014 – the Democrats will look stupid, again, and get righteously pummeled. So bring on 2018, you paranoid prediction pinkos. Your lying about an apocalypse now will lead to your apocalypse then.

Read more here.

Tips for surviving the post-Apocalptic world we now live in

Did you know that we are already in the post-Apocalypse age? As usual, Manhattan Infidel is the first to report the story, and to give us some survival tips:

Toni Tennille, one half of the singing duo of The Captain and Tennille, best known for their hit single, “Love Will Keep Us Together” has announced that she is seeking a divorce from the Captain, her husband of 39 years.

The Worldwide Headquarters of Manhattan Infidel has been expecting this news for some time now. As the social fabric of this once great nation continues to unravel the divorce of the Captain and Tennille can only mean that the last strands of civilization left are gone.

Loyalty. Tradition. Custom. Morality. These are words from a bygone age. And now that we have officially entered the post-apocalyptic world I will give my readers a few tips on how to survive.

Trust no one.

But Manhattan Infidel, you say, I have friends. I have family. I have a spouse. Surely I can rely on them?

Civilization has broken down and you still cling to this? The only way to survive the post-Captain and Tennille divorce apocalypse is to kill or be killed. Find a weapon. A knife. A shovel. A gun if you can find one (which might be hard with all the gun control laws). A cat. A blowtorch. Cherish your new-found weapon. Keep it close to you. And when the post-apocalyptic hordes come for your stuff, deal a quick, brutal, lethal blow. Then eat their brains.

His other tips for survival involved using the internet sparingly, mud, and rudimentary lathes. He also has some tips for what to do if you see Toni Tennille.

Reporting on the Apocalypse

Buzzfeed has a humorous look at how various publications would respond if the Apocalypse happens in 2014.

This was my favorite.