Girls rule! by Sara Agard, age eight (or, try not to get an "F" in class)

Once upon a time in New York lived two sisters. They lived in a big apartment. Their names were Zoey and Kaylee. They were both thirteen. They both liked the same colors: purple and pink. They also had two dogs; one looked exactly like a wolf; the other one was a German Shepherd dog. Zoey and Kaylee were both getting ready to go to high school next year. In math they would multiply twenty times thirty times five, because some of the kids at that school didn't really pay attention in math. At breaks they would talk to their friends and do stuff at their lockers.

There was one girl in the whole entire school that was an excellent student. Her name was Violet. She had very black hair and brownish eyes. No one ever could even challenge her and win, but Zoey was exactly like her. In science Violet could do everything. The teacher asked her to build a castle, and she built one half the size of the room! Zoey never got "Fs": she built New York and Denver right there in the classroom. Before the teacher could ask a question, Zoey raised her hand. Both Zoey and Violet were very tall.

Violet and Zoey lived right next to each other. However, next door to them lived Alyssa and Marisa. They were twins. Next door to them were twin boys, named Thomas and Tomas. They were even snottier than Alyssa and Marisa. Zoey became friends with Violet. Alyssa and Marisa realized that they knew Violet: Violet and Zoey used to be their reading buddies.

One day Violet and Zoey were going to the park. They were having such a good time, then they realized it was time to go home, so they did. The next day when they got to school the teacher was very mad. She took them in front of the whole entire school. She said, "You both got "F's !" All the students felt their mouths drop open. "You forgot to turn in your homework!" Violet and Zoey stared at the teacher. They wanted to leave school, but they couldn't. They hid in the back of their car. Alyssa and Marisa stole the teacher's car keys and put them in their locker. The teacher searched all lockers, but did not find the keys. The teacher found car marks  all over her car (actually, they were paintings). Soon the whole school was painted pink. Five days later, the whole entire school was turned into a girls' school: no boys allowed.