Friday, July 14, 2017

An attempt at humor

I have a good friend who is married to a Russian woman. I sent him this email today:
It has been brought to my attention that you might be colluding with a Russian. This is very serious at this time. It didn't used to be. We used to have a president who whispered to Medvedev that he would be able to be more flexible after the election. His Secretary of State even presented her Russian counterpart with a reset button (mistranslated).

Now those same people are very suspicious of the Russians. They have told me to write you this email, which will be read by the National Security Agency, because it has Russia as the subject.

So, watch your step, unless you have some damaging information against Donald J. Trump, or any member of his family. If you do, please forward it, so the intel officers who read these emails between us can leak your information to the New York Times.

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