I see Eric Holder is with us tonight. I actually heard a rumor that due to sequestration, the attorney general can only afford to ship a couple hundred illegal guns across the border this year.
I understand that to save money – the President’s Secret Service detail is being replaced by Joe Biden with a shotgun.
The Gridiron Dinner used to be known as the night the media and the administration set aside their differences — back in the days when they had some.
I ran into Joe Biden earlier today. I don’t think he recognized me though. He asked me to go get him a Slurpee.
This may surprise you, but I’m looking forward to President Obama’s second term. It will be refreshing to hear him stop blaming all the country’s problems on the last four years.
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1 comment:
I thought his presentation was pretty funny.
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