Homecoming

We're not even one-third through September, and already the homecoming dances are on the scene. Girls in high heels for the first time (in public). Not for long, though; after about an hour, the first sensible one takes them off and goes barefoot.

One guy chaperoning four girls (his girlfriend and her three best gal pals). Is he the quarterback or the student council president? My money is on student council president.