"Shower"

This morning Linebacker Dude got out of his bath. Mom dried him off and presented him to me all wrapped up in a towel, ready for his diaper (Colleen was taking the older kids to school). I put the diaper on him. He followed me into the master bathrooom, and said "Shower, Dad." This from a young man who has never before taken a shower.He had already taken off the diaper. He went in the shower. I told him to come out until I got the water to the right temperature. Five minutes later I finally convinced him. I got the temperature right and helped him get in. He stayed in for a long shower. I turned it off. He did not want to get out. As far as I know he is still in there (just kidding; wishful thinking).