In another exclusive report, Manhatten Infidel has uncovered evidence that the Obama dog, Bo, is a racist. Here is a photo of Bo chasing President Obama down a White House hallway.
The President escaped Bo by locking himself in a White House closet.“Bo’s a loose cannon and the President is more afraid of that dog than he is of Biden” according to those with knowledge of the event.
No matter the reason Bo has been banished to the White House lawn where it is felt that he will do the least damage. Still, incidents of his racism persist.
“I was walking past the White House the other day” said a DC resident. “And I saw Bo defecating on a tree. A Blackberry tree!
President Obama has declared that Bo defecating on the Blackberry tree “Is a line in the sand.”
As of yet there is no word on whether NATO will launch air strikes against Bo.
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