Monday, October 08, 2012

Last week's best jokes on t.v.

“A new survey shows how much time we waste every day. For example, we waste seven minutes in line waiting for coffee, 28 minutes getting through airport security, and four years waiting for President Obama to do something about the economy.” –Jay Leno

 “At a campaign rally in Charlotte, Vice President Joe Biden said, ‘The middle class has been buried the past four years. Buried.’ Which candidate is he campaigning for? I’m confused.” –Jay Leno

 “The city council here in L.A. voted 11-2 to overturn the ban on medical marijuana dispensaries. It’s great news for the thousands of people who suffer from fake back pain, fake neck pain, and fake sleep disorders.” –Jimmy Kimmel

I found them here: http://floppingaces.net/2012/10/07/sunday-funnies-207/

1 comment:

Terri Wagner said...

You know the prez is in trouble when these people start joking about him.