137 paternity tests? I knew I should have become a pro golfer!

By the way, if you are skeptical about the Sasquatch story, WND had this photo of the footprint!


When I checked out the Sasquatch story at World News Daily, these were the stories that were "Trending Now" there.

TRENDING NOW

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BOMB SQUAD SUCCESSFULLY DISARMS ARTILLERY SHELL STUCK IN MAN’S RECTUM
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GEORGIA MAN KEPT DECEASED MOTHER IN FREEZER FOR YEARS FOR “CASUAL SEX”
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425-POUND TEACHER SUSPENDED FOR SITTING ON STUDENT’S HEAD AND FARTING IN HIS MOUTH
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VETERINARIAN ACCUSED OF HAVING SEX WITH MORE THAN 300 DOGS
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NEW MEXICO: PREGNANT WOMAN CLAIMS SHE WAS GANGBANGED BY “SPACE ALIENS”
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BRIDE RUNS OVER PRIEST WITH CAR AFTER HE SLEPT WITH GROOM ON WEDDING DAY

In Hot News, there were these stories:

HOT NEWS

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BABYSITTER TRANSPORTED TO HOSPITAL AFTER INSERTING A BABY IN HER VAGINA
follegarou
WOMAN ARRESTED FOR TRAINING SQUIRRELS TO ATTACK HER EX-BOYFRIEND
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DNA TESTS PROVE RETIRED POSTMAN HAS OVER 1,300 ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN
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DEATH ROW INMATE EATS AN ENTIRE BIBLE AS HIS LAST MEAL

But wait, there are also Related Stories:

RELATED ARTICLES

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COURT ORDERS TIGER WOODS TO TAKE 137 PATERNITY TESTS
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ALABAMA MAN CHEATED ON HIS WIFE WITH A GOAT
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14-YEAR OLD STUDENT BUILDS AN ATOMIC BOMB AS A SCIENCE PROJECT
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ARKANSAS: 14-YEAR OLD GIRL EXPELLED FROM HIGH SCHOOL FOR SAYING THAT ADAM AND EVE NEVER EXISTED