Democrats reveal opening day schedule for their convention

BFH reveals at IOTW the opening day schedule for the Democratic National Convention:

Democratic National Convention Schedule
Saturday, 27 August 2016
11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
2:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Undocumented Immigrants.
4:00 PM
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony
Sponsored by CNN
4:30 PM
“How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and Claim to be Dead Broke”
Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM
“How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!
Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
5:30 PM
Invitation-only $10,000 donation Autograph Session
Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
6:00 PM
Floor Vote on praising Baltimore rioters and using the terminology:
“Alternative Shoppers” instead of “Looters”
8:30 PM
The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting
General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”
9:00 PM
“Liberal Bias in Media – How we can make it work for you”
Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore
11:00 PM
Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in a Cabinet Post and How to Pretend it’s No Big Deal”
Hosted by Hillary Clinton