Harry Reid too severe to pose for American Gothic?

Lari Vine has found Hillary's campaign diary!

Harry Reid--what to do about that grim old coot? He looks like a guy rejected to pose in "American Gothic" for looking too severe. Hey, Harry! George Wallace just called to thank you for making him seem like less of a dick in comparison. He looks like he ought to be playing somebody's grandpa in "Twilight."

More on my monument: What if we replaced Pennsylvania Avenue with a green-friendly pedestrian mall built entirely out of recycled soda bottles? We avoid micro-aggression by banning talking inside. Even better: We forbid entry to all but women and members of underserved communities. It's time we had a place of our own.

Apparently Lari is going to give us weekly bits and pieces of Hillary's top secret diary here.