Hating homosexuals for the right reason

Speaking of satire, let's check in with Manhatten Infidel, who has another exclusive: a special message from A&E Television Network. An excerpt:

Though just between us you can ignore the PSAs. We’re only airing them because we’re afraid of GLAAD. We’re almost as afraid of them as we are of losing our profits from this redneck show that Americans, stupid people that they are, seem to love.

Also, we at A&E would like to reiterate that we do not hold Phil Robertson’s viewpoint on homosexuality. For the most part. We hate homosexuals too, but for the right reason: They charge too much when redecorating our summer homes in the Hamptons.