Dangerous thoughts: a threat to our freedom

Now that the government has shut down, what is the NSA doing? Manhatten Infidel's indefatigable reporter finds out here. The NSA is asking that if at all possible, all of us should refrain from using the internet until the government is no longer shut down.

If you must use the internet we ask that you keep strict records of every site you have visited, the length of your visit and the purpose of your visit.

Once this data has all been gathered we ask that you email it to:

WespybecausetheConstitutionsayswecan@nsa.com

You will receive an email confirmation from the NSA that we have received your data.

If your data reveals any disturbing trends (such as visiting conservative blogs) you will receive a visit from an NSA representative and may be asked to take a lie detector test. Please note that a lie detector test does not prove your guilt. But it is a clear indication of dangerous thought. And this will not be tolerated since it is a threat to our freedom.