Thursday, March 15, 2007

Yuppies Versus Rednecks

Our Redneck neighbors have had a tough time of it lately. First, the Yuppie neighbors behind them sued them because they had about a dozen cars blocking the Yuppies' views of the mountains. The Yuppies took them for every last penny. Now the Rednecks are in foreclosure. They were supposed to move out in February, but no one from the city ever came out to make them move, so they are still there. Mr. Redneck's plan is to travel from Walmart parking lot to Walmart parking lot in his newly purchased mobile home. There is one small problem: the Yuppies have strategically placed boulders all around the mobile home, so Mr. Redneck cannot get the mobile home out! Stay tuned.

I wonder if the Yuppies realize that the Rednecks have a pet rattlesnake.

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