Hollywood stars flee to Canada!

Manhattan Infidel reports about Hollywood stars fleeing to Canada.

Hollywood has reverted to a state of nature, with tumbleweeds and pigs roaming deserted streets as Hollywood stars climbed to the top of the Capitol Records building and tried to get on the last helicopter out of town before Trump takes over.

“How could this happen? How” cried Amy Schumer.

I love America. It’s the greatest socialist nation ever. I love American values of redistribution of wealth and the confiscation of guns. But how can Trump get elected? He didn’t even get the most votes! Isn’t the person who gets the most votes win? It’s in the Constitution or something.
Popular singer Barbra Streisand lamented the recent turn of events.

“Elections are just too important to be left into the hands of the people” she said.

America is a large country. Or so it appears to be on the map. I’ve only seen LA and New York. Lots of good respectable progressives in both towns. But between those two cities? It’s scary.

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