Helpful tips for those of you who are new to the political process

Are you new to politics? This election cycle is bringing on lots of people who have never participated in the political process before. Many of these people are supporting either Bernie Sanders or Donald Trump. Tom Krannawitter has some helpful suggestions for you:

Want to be a Republican? It's easy. Pretend your Party has some vague respect for the Constitution. Pretend your Party represents limited government and stands for individual freedom, personal property, and the rule of laws that offer equal protection for all citizens. Ignore the many pathetic crony clowns who get elected with an R behind their names.

Want to be a Democrat? It's easy. Make no effort to learn the ugly history of your Party. Or any history for that matter. Or law. Or economics. Heck, you don't even need to learn math. Focus your energy on making fun of Republican crony clowns. And level accusations against everyone who has worked harder and produced more than you -- while demanding those same people you accuse give to you what you've not earned.