Zero tolerance for right-wing terrorism.

By now you have probably heard about how Secretary of State John Kerry was attacked by a curb while riding a bicycle.

Manhattan Infidel has the story:

“His only request was that James Taylor be flown to France to sing to him” said a nurse.

...“There will be no stone left unturned until we discover who he is working for” said CIA director John O. Brennan.

It is doubtful that this curbstone would have chosen to attack the Secretary of State of the most powerful, I mean the second most powerful, I mean the third most powerful country in the world by itself. He had to have had outside backing. Was he financed by right wing terrorists from Duck Dynasty? This is why we are waterboarding him as we speak. There will be zero tolerance for right-wing terrorism.

While the CIA interrogates the curb the FBI will be investigating probable links between the the suspect and global warming.

“Could the curb have become unstable because of global warming? Is that why it jumped out and attacked the Secretary? We need to investigate this. And money must be spent!” said FBI director James Comey.

The curb meanwhile denies trying to injure Kerry and refuses to talk to anyone.

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